the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to peak braille

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!