The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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ability to fly in a plane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!