Imortality.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!