- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a walrus

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The power to make power orgasm on command

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power... to move you.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The ability to breath under lava

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to turn gold into dust

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to read minds, but only your own.

Pointless Super Powers