The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!