The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!