The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!