the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Batman

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to switch gender identity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!