the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to change your mind

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!