- Pointless Super Powers

Chinchilla whispering abilities

The ability to bleed lava

The power to see your neighbor without looking.

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

The ability to ask an inappropriate question

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to troll yourself

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the power to suck your elbow

The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

The ability to blow strawberries

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

The power to be the ceo of BP

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The power to be blind

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!