The power to poop out you penis

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to float for half a second

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power of love

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!