the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!