The power to breathe

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to die at will

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!