The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!