the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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LIME

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!