The power to die when you die

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to look into the past

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!