the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!