The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!