The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!