the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!