The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to look into the past

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!