The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the ability to spell wrong

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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vomitspit

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!