The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!