The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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Facebook.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!