The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!