the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!