The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!