The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Ladder hands.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!