The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!