The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!