The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!