the ability to darken darkness

thumb_up thumb_down -166

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -218

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to see white objects in off white.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

thumb_up thumb_down -146

to be bradley

thumb_up thumb_down +183

The power to turn anything you want green.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to control your own limb movement

thumb_up thumb_down -187

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

thumb_up thumb_down -189

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -195

The power to be a virgin forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -267

The power to not have superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to make you teeth yellower

thumb_up thumb_down -78

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

thumb_up thumb_down -232

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +203

the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

thumb_up thumb_down -131

The power to turn water into wine.

thumb_up thumb_down -153

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The power to come second in any race

thumb_up thumb_down -117

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

thumb_up thumb_down -223

The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!