The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!