The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!