The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to have children fully grown

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!