The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!