Power to always have exact change.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!