the power to not have a power

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to always hug people

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the power to see the present.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!