The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!