The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to control your own mind.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!