The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to breathe

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!