The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!