The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!