The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power of love

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!