The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!