The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Going through obejects but cant move

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!