the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!