the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to live through torture.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!