the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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ikawlhan forever

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to die on command

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!