the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!