the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see the present.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!