The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!