the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!