The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to die at will

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!