The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!