The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to sleep during day

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!