The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Death at will

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!