The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!